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My definition of fun

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via twistedsickminded)

mahreeahh: ALL. DA. QUESTIONS. :) 
  • 1:Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Why not all 3 lol
  • 2:Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: I dont know probably not that great haha
  • 3:A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: no idea
  • 4:Something that never fails to make you horny: butts
  • 5:Where is one place you would never have sex: Not sure really lol
  • 6:The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: when I had to tell the girl to stop giving me head cause she was soo bad at it lol
  • 7:Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: I have no idea probably something really fucking weird haha
  • 8:What is the best way to sexually bind someone: uhh idk last time that happened my ex used electrical tape haha 
  • 9:What is the fastest way to make you horny: biting my neck most likely
  • 10:Top or bottom? either one
  • 11:We were about to have sex but (blank): [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] I would have to say my cat would probably jump on the bed or whatever and scare us
  • 12:Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? multiple DUH
  • 13:Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: idk nothing really 
  • 14:Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: havent really got one but friends call me patback and pappy
  • 15:Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: uuhhh not sure just dont be terrible at it haha
  • 16:Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: nothing really 
  • 17:Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] no and probably not
  • 18:Is it ever okay to not use a condom: unless you are trying to get pregnant then not really
  • 19:Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? not sure I had a few substitutes that were hot as fuck haha
  • 20:A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: idk like whipped cream or something
  • 21:How big is too big: idk everyone has their own likes
  • 22:One sexual thing you would never do: theres a bunch of stuff idk haha
  • 23:Biggest turn on: neck bites, butts, sitting on my face haha
  • 24:Three spots that drive you insane: mostly the neck idk what else
  • 25:Worst possible time to get horny: right before you have to present someting haha
  • 26:Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: yep
  • 27:Worst sexual idea you ever had: none lol
  • 28:How much fapping is too much fapping: there is never enough fapping xD
  • 29:Best sexual complement you ever got: probably when they said holy shit right after lol 
  • 30:Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: idk bald or landing strip or trimmed jumanji not so much haha
  • 31:Is it good sex if you don’t nut: ehh mostly no
  • 32:Fill in the blank: “If they ______, we are fuckin”: got da booty
  • 33:What your favorite part of your body: none of it 
  • 34:Favorite foreplay activities: not sure I havent had the times to figure it out haha
  • 35:Love (> < or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] it depends on the situation I guess
  • 36:What do you wear to bed? bball shorts and shirt
  • 37:When was the first time you masturbated: I dont remember haha
  • 38:Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? dick pics yeah videos nope
  • 39:Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? did it a pool like 5 years ago
  • 40:Have/would you ever have sex outside? yes
  • 41:Have/would you ever had a threesome? yeah probably would
  • 42:What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? my hand haha
  • 43:Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? nope
  • 44:Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? i would
  • 45:What is one song you’d like to have sex to? no idea I barely pay attention to it
  • 46:What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? not sure
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  • 47:Most attractive celebrity? thats a tough one so idk
  • 48:Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? not really 
  • 49:If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? its been over 2 years since ive had sex so do that math haha
  • 50:Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? not that I know of
  • 51:What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? most things? i dont know haha
  • 52:Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) yeah and i dont like some and others are from when I lift weights 
  • 53:Do you like giving head? (why/why not) to a girl yes because who doesnt
  • 54:How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? tattoos are a big plus
  • 55:How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I did once but if they want to  I dont see a problem
  • 56:Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? I never used anything but I would say spicy because you know haha
  • 57:Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? if they dont mind naked girls then really nothing
  • 58:Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) nope
  • 59:Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? if i had a partner I guess so idk 
  • 60:Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? most likely
  • 61:Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? pornstar
  • 62:Do you watch porn? yeah 
  • 63:How small is too small? like I said before everyone has their own thing and I dont really care 
  • 64:Have you ever been called a freak? Why? yeah cause my piercings and the music
  • 65:Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? my one friend and not really it was just a like random thing
  • 66:Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? sure cause noone ever texts me anyway lol
  • 67:Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? yep
  • 68:Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? if it was like really unkept kinda but like prickely or trimmed why not
  • 69:If you could give yourself head, would you? why not hahaha
  • 70:Booty or Boobs? booty for sure
  • 71:If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? not a clue
  • 72:Have you ever been on an official date? kinda
  • 73:Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)  nope
  • 74:If you were a stripper, what would your name be? I have no idea haha
  • 75:Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) nope and i guess?
  • 76:How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I would be pissed haha xD
  • 77:What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina: first time I saw a vagina I probably thought it wasnt what I thought it was haha

thediaryofthewallflower:

fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

Works the same with boyfriend

(via sad-butsassy)

    1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
    2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
    3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
    4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
    5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
    6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
    7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
    8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
    9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
    10: Top or bottom?
    11: We were about to have sex but (blank): [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
    12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
    13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
    14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
    15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
    16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
    17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
    18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
    19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
    20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
    21: How big is too big:
    22: One sexual thing you would never do:
    23: Biggest turn on:
    24: Three spots that drive you insane:
    25: Worst possible time to get horny:
    26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
    27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
    28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
    29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
    30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
    31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
    32: Fill in the blank: "If they ______, we are fuckin":
    33: What your favorite part of your body:
    34: Favorite foreplay activities:
    35: Love (> < or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
    36: What do you wear to bed?
    37: When was the first time you masturbated:
    38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
    39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
    40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
    41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
    42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
    43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
    44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
    45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
    46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
    47: Most attractive celebrity?
    48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn?
    49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
    50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
    51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
    52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
    53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
    54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
    55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
    56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
    57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
    58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
    59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
    60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
    61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
    62: Do you watch porn?
    63: How small is too small?
    64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
    65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
    66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
    67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
    68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
    69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
    70: Booty or Boobs?
    71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
    72: Have you ever been on an official date?
    73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Y
    74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
    75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
    76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
    77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina:

devaom:

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